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January 9, 2012 / Keely


Highly Energetic, beyond patient, multi-tasker for independent, circus-like business operation. Individual must work 24/7 with no sleep, and still be sex putty for her mate. She will manage diapers, schedules, bloody nipples, and play exhaustively, often all at the same time. The applicant will prepare annual budgets, grocery shop constantly, chauffeur crabby clients daily, and negotiate absolutely everything with fishy crackers. She will feel low-grade guilt ALWAYS. Monetary compensation is nonexistent. Instead, she is rewarded daily with the love of her children…which for the most part is literally a slap in the face, usually in front of strangers.

Written by Shelly Marquardt

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